Vanessa Hudgens Gets A Flat


Here’s Vanessa Hudgens looking sexy, sad and confused after her fancy car got a flat tire the other day. I bet she’s staring into that trunk thinking “I know Zac told me there was a spare tire in here somewhere but I just don’t see it”. Poor princess, that’s what mobile phones are for. I bet being a tow truck driver in and around Hollywood gets you a lot of tail. Maybe I’ll start my own mobile auto repair company for women only. I’ll drive around changing tires, explaining how to use the multi CD player and what exactly Bluetooth is. I’ll also bring a little asian woman with me so they can have their nails done while they wait. I think it’s got potential.

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