Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage Is Red Hot

This job can mess up your perception of things sometimes so on occasion I like to find some pictures of supermodels like Miranda Kerr just walking around, you know, just to see if they look like they would blend in to everyday society…. They don’t. They’re frickin’ awesome and they know it. I bet this chick has never paid for a drink or had a parking ticket before in her life. God bless her. In my next life I would like to be a supermodels assistant. Even in the after life I have low expectations.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Little Cleavage Comes Out

Alright so these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt out promoting a book she wrote are a little better than yesterday’s where she was dressed as an out of work figure skater. Why anyone needs to read a book from this broad is beyond me, but at least she’s giving a little peek at her cleavage. They’re only a little better because I always understood that newly single chicks were supposed to dress in slutty little revealing outfits, get drunk and make out with strangers behind the DJ booth. Apparently I’m wrong.

Britney Spears And Her Puffy Pantaloons

I don’t know what the hell is going on with Britney Spears these days, and quite frankly I couldn’t give a fart in the wind, but when her craziness starts affecting the way she dresses, someone has to step in. It might as well be me. Here she is doing a little shopping in what seems to be some sort of designer adult diaper and a wife beater. I can deal with the tank top, because I like free flowing boobies, but the puffy pirate pantaloons and pantyhose have got to go. I thought her family hired someone to look after this crap.

Kristen Stewart’s First Attempt At Cleavage

In the majority of the pictures I’ve ever seen of Kristen Stewart she looks like a pissed off brooding teenager who’s father just told her that her best friend in the world and softball teammate who’s family is moving to Wyoming can’t live with them until graduation. So it’s nice to see that she at least tried to sex it up a little at the premiere of her new movie The Runaways. She still looks pissed off, but that could just be because she’s a movie star, adored by millions and making a dumpload of cash. Cheer up princess.

Holly Madison’s Boobs For St Patricks’ Day

I hope that all of you had a good and safe St Patrick’s day yesterday, obviously by safe I mean drunk, I know I did. Waking up with four leaf clover stickers on my ass was a little disconcerting, but I’ll get over it. Anyhow, It’s just not the day after St Patrick’s day without a big boobed Playboy Playmate like Holly Madison playing beer pong with a midget. I’m speechless. Not because Holly’s boobs are absolutely gorgeous, but because midgets frighten me. I think they can see my soul and they don’t like what they see.

The New Heidi Montag Continues To Impress

I’m trying very hard, but Heidi Montag’s new boobs, face, legs, stomach and all the rest of her are hard for me to ignore. As much as she annoys the hell out of me, I still think the new Heidi is hot. I’m a shallow shallow man and I know it. Here she is walking the streets in her tiny little skirt trying her best not to draw attention to her big fake breasts. It’s not working. I would do things to this woman that even I’m embarrassed to admit.

more pictures of Heidi Montag here

Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures

Apparently Paris Hilton is in Rio de Janeiro doing lame promotional work for some sort of Brazilian beer that nobody has ever heard of or cares about. At least while she was there she decided to walk out onto her hotel room balcony for some sun in a little black bathing suit. I especially like that she’s pretending to drink the beer, what a great actress. She’s probably got cases of it stacked up in her room. Anyhow, you know the drill, Paris Hilton, bathing suit, boobies… Etc.