Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures

I haven’t opened an issue of Playboy magazine in probably twenty years but I’m pretty sure Lisa Rinna was to old for one of their spreads then and she’s definitely too old for one now. Here she is showing off her softening old lady body on the beach the other day. I guess she looks alright for her age, I’ve seen worse bikini pictures, but I still don’t think this Playboy thing is a good idea. I can’t wait to see a close up of that sweet $#@# of hers. Sick!

Kendra Wilkinson

Here’s Kendra Wilkinson showing off her pole riding skills at the 3rd Annual Powersliding Championships presented by Levi’s the other day. I don’t know what this event is all about but anything that gets Kendra’s massive fake tits pushed up and out on the Santa Monica Pier is alright with me. If she pushes those things up any higher they’ll become shoulders… I give great shoulder motorboats.

Kendra Leigh Wilkinson (born June 12, 1985) is an American glamour model most known for dating Hugh Hefner from April 2004 - Dec 2008. She is a television personality best known for her role on the E! reality series The Girls Next Door as Hugh Hefner's third girlfriend after Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt.

Although Wilkinson has modeled for Playboy, as well as having been part of a Playmate search, she has never technically been a Playmate.

Kayden Kross Picture Moment

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Brooklyn Decker Lingerie Pictures

Brooklyn Decker, 21, was born in Middletown, Ohio, and raised in Charlotte, N.C. She was discovered at age 16 in a mall and began her career as the face of Mauri Simone. She has been featured in Teen Vogue, Cosmopolitan, FHM and Glamour as well as campaigns for Gap, Intimissimi and Victoria's Secret and in music videos for Jimmy Buffett and 3 Doors Down. This is Brooklyn's fourth Swimsuit Issue.

When the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue came out and I first laid my well-trained-eye on Brooklyn Decker, I knew that she would be a future SI cover girl. Im thinking, most likely next year’s. Here she is in lingerie and this should help her case, I mean mine. Enjoy!

Bianca Beauchamp Picture Moment

Bianca Beauchamp was born in Montreal, Quebec to a French Canadian father and an Italian mother. She was named after Bianca Jagger.

At age 18 she met and began to model for Martin Perreault, a photography student and waiter. While continuing her modelling, she studied French Literature and Teaching at CEGEP. She began a teaching internship at her former high school. One of the teachers discovered her website and she was pressured into closing the site during her internship, but she re-opened it afterwards. The move caused further controversy, but Beauchamp refused to back down and left school in favour of her modelling career.

Chanelle Hayes Nude In Nuts

I don’t know who this Chanelle Hayes girl thinks she is, but every time she does a photoshoot she’s naked and covering herself up. Is she too good to show the goods? If that’s the case, take your small tits somewhere else! I’m done with you.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Ass Pose

Well, it’s not the exact same angle as Jessica Alba’s famous ass shot, but it works for me nonetheless. Anyway, once again here’s Jennifer Aniston in a bikini at some hotel in Florida getting back at Brad Pitt for dumping her sweet ass for a bony one. Aren’t you glad she’s not over it? Me too.

Fergie Bikini Pictures

Here’s Fergie with Josh vacationing in Mexico. I’m always happy when Fergie gets into a bikini because her body is so slammin’ that it makes you forget all about her face. If only she’d make her entire wardrobe full of swimsuits I’d be one happy man.

Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

Here’s Lauren Conrad at Malibu Beach in a bikini. I don’t like the fact that she’s covering her lower half. It shows insecurity and that’s a big turn off! What isn’t a turn off are her sweet little chesticles, so that evens things out. Then again, she is with that gross looking dude… so screw her! Now she’s even more useless than her co-star Audrina Patridge.

Amy Smart Topless With Her Nipples Covered

Here’s Amy Smart on set of her movie Crank 2. I’m not quite sure why they’re covering up her nipples with tape since we’ve seen her topless many times before but it’s kind of hot. Hopefully that’s how she’ll be for most of the movie but right at the end she’ll remove the tape and fireworks will go off in the background with THE END written across the screen.

Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over

I never saw Date Movie and I hardly even remember it being released in 2006, but Sophie Monk is in it. Here she is spoofing Paris Hilton and doing many other things sure to move your extremities. So what if I’m 2 years late posting this? It will still be the biggest news of the day, I promise you.

Ama Tuna Moment - Bikini Carwash Booty Shake

Here are some more skanks at a bikini carwash. You guys keep on sending them in so I figure the least I can do is keep on posting them. These girls look a little beaten down and flat, but “Blondie” wiggles her skinny ass like a cheap whore which makes up for the other’s short comings Enjoy!

Audrina Patridge Bikini Picture

So it looks like Audrina Patridge took my advice about spending all your time in a bikini when you have fake tits, because here she is in one at the DKNY Jeans Beach House. And all I have to say is WOW! She’s got one sweet ass tight body! Enjoy.

Ali Landry

There’s not much to say about Ali Landry other than she’s absolutely gorgeous. She’s one of those rare beauties that I can’t look at in a sexual way because I wouldn’t want to taint her or muck her up in any way. Yes, I’m a gentleman and as a gentleman I only treat sluts like sluts. Anyway, here Ali is at “The Secret Life of Bees” premiere. Enjoy.

Mel B Is A Semi-Peeler Too

Earlier today I had ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Kelly Monaco performing her lame ass G rated striptease at “The Peep Show” strip revue and now it’s ‘Spice Girl’ Melanie Brown’s turn. This is a little better, at least she looks more like a stripper. Maybe it’s just me but I prefer my peep show’s the old fashioned way, with some asshole attendant banging on the door yelling at me to keep putting dollar bills in the machine. Sensual.

Sexy Abigail Clancy

It’s been a while since I’ve seen British babe Abigail Clancy and her sweet little body, here she is at some charity event fashion show for Claire House Hospice held at St. Georges Hall as part of Liverpool’s Fashion Week I think. When did Liverpool get a fashion week, that’s retarded?

Here’s probably the hottest British mode,l Abigail Clancy showing some leg at the 2009 Brit Awards. I’m surprised she hasn’t made her way over the pond yet to take a stab at the American market. We’re in a major recession here, we need all the hotties we can get to help take our minds off being a bunch of broke ass bitches.