Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage Is Red Hot

This job can mess up your perception of things sometimes so on occasion I like to find some pictures of supermodels like Miranda Kerr just walking around, you know, just to see if they look like they would blend in to everyday society…. They don’t. They’re frickin’ awesome and they know it. I bet this chick has never paid for a drink or had a parking ticket before in her life. God bless her. In my next life I would like to be a supermodels assistant. Even in the after life I have low expectations.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Little Cleavage Comes Out

Alright so these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt out promoting a book she wrote are a little better than yesterday’s where she was dressed as an out of work figure skater. Why anyone needs to read a book from this broad is beyond me, but at least she’s giving a little peek at her cleavage. They’re only a little better because I always understood that newly single chicks were supposed to dress in slutty little revealing outfits, get drunk and make out with strangers behind the DJ booth. Apparently I’m wrong.

Britney Spears And Her Puffy Pantaloons

I don’t know what the hell is going on with Britney Spears these days, and quite frankly I couldn’t give a fart in the wind, but when her craziness starts affecting the way she dresses, someone has to step in. It might as well be me. Here she is doing a little shopping in what seems to be some sort of designer adult diaper and a wife beater. I can deal with the tank top, because I like free flowing boobies, but the puffy pirate pantaloons and pantyhose have got to go. I thought her family hired someone to look after this crap.

Kristen Stewart’s First Attempt At Cleavage

In the majority of the pictures I’ve ever seen of Kristen Stewart she looks like a pissed off brooding teenager who’s father just told her that her best friend in the world and softball teammate who’s family is moving to Wyoming can’t live with them until graduation. So it’s nice to see that she at least tried to sex it up a little at the premiere of her new movie The Runaways. She still looks pissed off, but that could just be because she’s a movie star, adored by millions and making a dumpload of cash. Cheer up princess.

Holly Madison’s Boobs For St Patricks’ Day

I hope that all of you had a good and safe St Patrick’s day yesterday, obviously by safe I mean drunk, I know I did. Waking up with four leaf clover stickers on my ass was a little disconcerting, but I’ll get over it. Anyhow, It’s just not the day after St Patrick’s day without a big boobed Playboy Playmate like Holly Madison playing beer pong with a midget. I’m speechless. Not because Holly’s boobs are absolutely gorgeous, but because midgets frighten me. I think they can see my soul and they don’t like what they see.

The New Heidi Montag Continues To Impress

I’m trying very hard, but Heidi Montag’s new boobs, face, legs, stomach and all the rest of her are hard for me to ignore. As much as she annoys the hell out of me, I still think the new Heidi is hot. I’m a shallow shallow man and I know it. Here she is walking the streets in her tiny little skirt trying her best not to draw attention to her big fake breasts. It’s not working. I would do things to this woman that even I’m embarrassed to admit.

more pictures of Heidi Montag here

Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures

Apparently Paris Hilton is in Rio de Janeiro doing lame promotional work for some sort of Brazilian beer that nobody has ever heard of or cares about. At least while she was there she decided to walk out onto her hotel room balcony for some sun in a little black bathing suit. I especially like that she’s pretending to drink the beer, what a great actress. She’s probably got cases of it stacked up in her room. Anyhow, you know the drill, Paris Hilton, bathing suit, boobies… Etc.

Heidi Montag: Future Porn Star?

After he convinced her get some bigger tits and a new face, I knew it was only a matter of time before Spencer McDouche would be pimping out his wife Heidi Montag for bachelor parties and holidays. Here she is dressed as a pornstar in a suite in Las Vegas, decorated by Fredrick’s of Hollywood, to celebrate Valentine’s Day. I wonder how long the line up of Asian business men is outside her door? Is there anything that’s not a photo-op for these two morons? In ten years when they’re nobodies again we’ll have pictures of Heidi Montag changing her tampon in a bathroom furnished by the good people at

Jessica Alba Is The Perfect Role Model

I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba, not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it.

Emma Roberts Will You Be My Valentine?

Hopefully this will be the last post I do this week that has anything to do with Valentine’s Day the movie or the actual day. That being said, I wish cutie Emma Roberts was my valentine. Wouldn’t that be fun? We could spend the day in my jacuzzi tub drinking beers and telling each other how lucky I am to have her. I’ll even float some rose petals in the water to make it more romantic and to camouflage my massive boner. Obviously not real rose petals because I’m allergic and they’ll probably stain the tub, but it should have the same effect. Call me.

Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures

This is one of my favorite times of the year, the holidays have been over for a little while and hot celebrity chicks want to head somewhere warm and hang out in their bikinis. Here’s Alicia Keys showing off her curves in the sun the other day. I always thought she had a bigger ass than this. Maybe the camera angle is throwing me off, whatever it is, I kinda like it. Keep up the good work.

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

So Jennifer Aniston is still in Mexico celebrating her 41st birthday by hanging out in her bikini with friends. I for one am not complaining, I happen to like cougars in bikinis getting out of swimming pools, so she could spend the whole year there for all I care. I cropped out most of her friends because, well, they weren’t wearing bikinis. Oh, and of course Gerard Butler flew in to tap that sweet birthday bikini ass. If she likes foreigners with shitty accents, I’m Canadian which is close enough, maybe we can take a jacuzzi some time. Call me.

Rihanna Grabs Herself

I’m kinda disappointed in these pictures of Rihanna rehearsing in her dumpy outfit, at least I hope she’s rehearsing because if she isn’t she’s really mailing this one in. We hardly ever see her in her raggedy old clothing, she’s always wearing some sort of sexy futuristic dominatrix sh%t that both delights and confuses my genitals. And another thing, I know she’s trying to be edgy and dangerous, but in my experience when woman grabs her vagina in public it’s normally not a good sign.

Vanessa Hudgens Gets A Flat

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens looking sexy, sad and confused after her fancy car got a flat tire the other day. I bet she’s staring into that trunk thinking “I know Zac told me there was a spare tire in here somewhere but I just don’t see it”. Poor princess, that’s what mobile phones are for. I bet being a tow truck driver in and around Hollywood gets you a lot of tail. Maybe I’ll start my own mobile auto repair company for women only. I’ll drive around changing tires, explaining how to use the multi CD player and what exactly Bluetooth is. I’ll also bring a little asian woman with me so they can have their nails done while they wait. I think it’s got potential.

Reese Witherspoon Pumps It

has always been a little too wholesome for my taste, she needs to sex it up a bit. Here she is pumping the rear end of her big black…. Ugh, I can’t even make this sh%t sound dirty, she’s too good. She’s putting gas in her car! That’s it. Deal with it. She’s probably one her way to a church picnic with her kids or to read to blind old people. Hot!

Pamela Anderson Busts Out The Old Lady Funbags

I’m not posting these pictures of Pamela Anderson on her way to some party because I think she deserves to be on the site, I’m posting them purely for the big fat boobies. I’m sure most of you can appreciate where I’m coming from. They’re quite mesmerizing, I think they could probably get me to do pretty much anything right now… Except save Pamela’s career.

Sarah Harding Swimsuit Pictures

Earlier today I had pictures of Girls Aloud hottie Sarah Harding almost flashing her junk getting out of a car in a little skirt. I felt bad that I couldn’t deliver the goods so here are a few shots of her playing in the ocean in her sexy one piece swimsuit. It’s a little weird to say that a one piece can be hot, but I actually really like it. Especially the way it rides up in the front like a reverse wedgie. Hot! I like to spend my summer weekends at the water park sitting at the bottom of the steepest water slide with a few beers and a camera hidden in my trucker cap. Good wholesome fun.

Amanda Seyfried’s Breasts Are Worth Watching

Here’s Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of the movie Dear John last night. I have no idea what this movie is all about, but I hope it’s a big screen adaptation of the classic Judd Hirsch TV show of the same name. Anyhow, Amanda is showing off some nice cleavage so I had to post her. This girl needs to get a little more attention, she seems ’smart’ and ‘talented’. I think a movie about two promiscuous lesbian serial killers with Blake Lively is in order.

Fergie’s Impressive Lady Lumps

For an older woman Fergie’s still got herself a tight body and an impressive set of lady lumps. Here she is on the red carpet at the Grammy’s looking pretty f@#king stylish, unfortunately later she transforms into some sort of transsexual dominatrix with an attitude problem. Luckily for us her boobs managed to grow quite nicely in the transformation and she/he has got some very impressive cleavage. Enjoy.

Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Grammy Winners

It’s no secret that Katy Perry is one of the most annoying hipster dufus chicks around, but she’s definitely got herself some sweet front meat which is the only reason I keep putting her up on the site. If anything were to happen to those puppies she’d virtually disappear forever. Here she is they are looking plump and delicious, at some post Grammy party, stuffed nicely into a silver dress like two delicious baked potatoes ready to be buttered up and stuffed in your mouth. Now I’m just hungry.

Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Don’t “Sag” Yet

Here’s Christina Hendricks at the 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held over the weekend. I like this chick and I’m glad she won a SAG Award, she deserves it. Unfortunately for us the only thing going to be sagging in the next few years are those massive boobies of hers. Gravity is a bitch.

Lindsay Lohan Personal Candids?

I don’t really know what’s going on in these candid or fake candid pictures of Lindsay Lohan in the changing room, but I’m glad they came across my desk this morning. A hot chick trying on different outfits in a sexy see through unitard? Throw in some gin & tonics and this look like a fun way to spend an afternoon, I just wish she wasn’t hiding the front meat so much.

Adrianne Palicki’s Breasts Are Nicely Pushed Up

I have no idea who the hell this Adrianne Palicki lady is, but she’s at the premiere of Legion and she’s stuffing her little boobs nicely into that tight dress so it doesn’t really matter. Unfortunately her face can make some pretty strange looks so I don’t think we’ll be seeing much more of her on the site, unless she keeps showing up with her boobies so handsomely pushed up. This will be a good test to see just how much this nobody wants to get noticed. I’ll keep you posted.

Kristin Cavallari’s Sexy Faces

Here’s Kristin Cavallari making sexy faces as she runs through the California rain. I’d kinda like to see video of this, in slow motion, with her big blond hair bouncing around. It’s hot for some reason. Her life is pretty staged, so if they could redo this scene with her wearing a white t-shirt and maybe Ice-T’s wife CoCo working a jackhammer in the background, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks.

Jessica Simpson See Through Pictures Could Be Better

After coming back so strongly with her absolutely massive cleavage, I thought Jessica Simpson was back in the game, so I’m very disappointed with these see through top pictures at the Los Angeles premiere of Extraordinary Measures. If I was her fashion advisor I’d have her lose the turtleneck altogether. If anyone can pull off the blazer and bra look it’s Jessica Simpson. I think she should at least give it a try and email me some pictures. Please. Just one.

Hilary Duff’s Booty Isn’t Enough

It seems that Hilary Duff has been struggling with her hotness as of late. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still as cute as a puppy in a rollerskate, but cute isn’t going to pay the bills. And I don’t mean Hilary’s bills, I mean mine. I used to get a shitload of traffic looking for sexy Hilary Duff bikini pictures or Hilary Duff in a tight dress pictures. Nobody is coming to this site to see her in a expertly knit sweater and a pair of rain boots. At least what I can see of her ass still looks good.

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

I have to say that these pictures of Whitney Port in her bikini are pretty damn impressive. I don’t think she was this skinny in her last set of bikini pictures, I’m proud of her, we can all stand to skip a meal once and a while. Unfortunately, the “soft spots” I used to like seem to have also shrunken a little, which is somewhat disappointing. If only there were some way to rectify the situation, perhaps surgically.

Christina Aguilera’s Sweet Sparkling Cleavage

It would have been nice to have pictures of Christina Aguilera with her boob hanging out of her dress at last nights Golden Globes, but that’s clearly not going to happen. Instead I’ve got some good cleavage shots of her in a dress that gives us the “illusion” of a boob slip, which is nice, but not quite the same as the real thing. At least paint a nipple on it or something.

Lindsay Lohan’s Pointer Sisters Get Some Air

If you’re anything like me, then you like a few good Lindsay Lohan nipple shots (that would make a good drink). Here she is at some event letting the Pointer Sisters get some air in a nice, breezy see through top. I love a girl who’s not afraid to go braless, practically shirtless, to an event where she knows there will be lots of photographers. This is the kinda girl that will let you post naked pictures of her on the internet. It’s also the kinda girl that may give you some sort of strange rash in unmentionable areas. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Back In Full Force

For the most part Jessica Simpson’s fluctuating weight gain/loss has been really tough on me, it’s hard to watch someone you care about let themselves go like that, I don’t know whether to give her sexy eyeballs or roll her back into the ocean. However, on this occasion I abso-f@#king love it. She must have started at the bottom and slowly squeezed her body into the tightest pair of spanks on the market for all that fatty goodness to be spilling out like this. I’m pretty sure that if any men planning terrorist attacks on America saw these boobs in real life, they would abort their plans immediately…. Or they should be renamed Al-Gayda. Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari Wears Short Shorts

After being initially disappointed that Kristin Cavallari didn’t get breast implants for her 23rd birthday, I’m kinda glad she didn’t. Here she is looking perfectly proportioned in a sweet pair of denim short shorts. I think that implants might actually throw the whole package off a little. What the f@#k am I talking about? A set of big, fat, delicious fake boobs work wonders on pretty much anybody. Next year.

Christina Aguilera Shows Her Ass-ets

It seems like we’ll be getting a lot of Christina Aguilera pictures in the near future due to the fact she is filming the new movie Burlesque. I just hope that there are some stripping scenes in this film otherwise what the hell is Christina Aguilera doing in a movie in the first place? Anyway, could this possibly be the greatest Christina Aguilera shot ever?

Mila Kunis Is Still Super Cute

It’s nice to see that Mila Kunis is at least trying to get back on the sexy train, here she is at the premiere of ‘The Book Of Eli’ last night in her sexy black dress. The girl is hot, but I really think she needs to dump the Home Alone kid and shack up with a nice celebrity blogger if she wants to get back in the spotlight. The internet is the future and I’m right on the front lines. Think of all the exposure she would get, she’d be on the site almost everyday. I’d be taking pictures of her doing dishes, showering, doing yoga and playing in the sprinkler in my mom’s backyard. It’s a win win situation.

Christina Aguilera’s Camel Toe Stars In Burlesque

It seems that Christina Aguilera has been hard at working filming what’s sure to be an absolutely awful movie in Los Angeles over the last week or so. Here she is on the set in a nice tight pair of leggings looking a little restricted. It’s hard to say whose going to get top billing on this one, Christina or her massive camel toe. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. I know who my vote is for.

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #5 Rihanna

It wouldn’t be a top ten list if I didn’t put Rihanna on it because this year Rihanna has been flaunting her titties every chance she gets. I guess that’s payback towards her douchebag ex-boyfriend Chris Brown for assaulting her. Way to show him Rihanna. Let him know what he’s missing. And Thank you.

Ashley Greene Skinny Jeans Ass Flash

Lately I’ve been finding myself strangely attracted to this Ashley Greene chick, she really helps me fill out my pants, so that’s probably why I’m posting pictures of her doing nothing. I don’t have anything else to say really, I’m just continuing to type to keep my hands occupied because “self abuse” to pictures of a chick talking on the phone makes you some kind of maniac. Anyhow, her ass looks good in those skinny jeans. Enjoy.

Demi Lovato Is Stuffed

I think this is the first time I’ve written anything about Demi Lovato, I have absolutely no clue who she is, I don’t feel like taking the three seconds to look her up and I’m alright with that. Whoever she is, she sure managed to stuff her boobies nicely into her dress last night at the People’s Choice Awards so that’s good enough for me. Is she even old enough for me to make jokes like this? I can’t tell anymore.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Picture

I love big fake boobies as much as the next guy, but sometimes they just don’t look right. Here’s Victoria Silvstedt giving us a good look at the strange ripple effect that fake boobs can sometimes have, it looks weird, but not weird enough to stop me from wanting to motorboat those big things. Thankfully she makes up for it with some awesome shots of her tight little ass. Which coincidentally I would also like to motorboat. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Nude Bodypaint

Ashley Greene is new on the Hollywoodtuna scene so I’m happy to see that she’s doing her damnedest to get my attention. Here she is wearing nothing but a painted on bikini for some SoBe ad or Sports Illustrated bullsh#t, it doesn’t matter, she’s naked! I would love to be the gay guy that got to paint this on…. A straight guys work wouldn’t have such clean lines. Lucky gay bastard!

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Unleashed!

Finally Jessica Simpson gives us something worthwhile to stare at. Here she is, still wearing far too much closing, but giving us a nice little peek at her sweet cleavage. It’s really not much, but after being deprived of it for so long it’s a good start. She seems to be spending far too much time in the cold climate, I think it’s time for a sunny vacation. May I suggest somewhere with a clothing optional beach? Think about it and let me know.

Hilary Duff Disappoints

There is absolutely nothing exciting with these pictures of Hilary Duff arriving at LAX. This garbage has been a recurring theme with Hilary as of late. I need just a little more than a hint of booty for my Hilary Duff fix to keep me satisfied. Isn’t there an event she needs to attend or a photoshoot that requires her to reveal some skin? I’ll keep you posted.

Rihanna Bikini Pictures

This time of year is great for us celebrity bloggers, all the hot celebrity chicks go on vacation and hang out in their bikinis. Here are some more shots of Rihanna hanging out on some rich dudes yacht showing off her hot body. I’d like to dip my marshmallow in that hot chocolate. Wait, marshmallows are short, chubby and soft… Forget I said that last part.

Gwen Stefani Bikini Pictures

This is a first: Gwen Stefani in a bikini. Here she is vacationing with her family in St. Barths. You think she likes the color red? If it’s not painted on her lips it’s a bikini. Not that I’m complaining…. She looks hot. I just prefer to see more pink.

Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Here’s Rihanna hanging out in her bikini in a Mexican hot-tub with her new boyfriend who, if you ask me, looks a lot like the old boyfriend. I think that makes me sound racist. Anyhow, the picture quality is so bad that if it wasn’t for the trademark rats nest hairdo we’d hardly even know this was Rihanna. I always though ‘Mexican Hot-tub’ was a euphemism for having sex with several midgets at once.

The Oddest Couple Ever?!

It looks like boxing heavyweight champ Wladimir Klitschko has a thing for little people because here he is poolside in Miami with Hayden Panetierre. This the oddest couple ever! What is he 6’7 and she’s 5’ nothing? Please tell me they’re just friends because the thought of Hayden performing standing oral on someone other than me, is just too freaky of a fetish to visualize.

Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Pictures

If you ask me, there’s not much in this mixed up world more enjoyable than to watch a hot chick try on swimsuits in a sexy pair of heels. Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her delicious chesticles doing just that. I have to say that I’m impressed, if I were there I’d pay for the damn thing myself. After a came to of course, because chances are all my blood would have quickly rushed from my head causing m

The Most Disappointing Jessica Alba Beach Photos Ever!

When I discovered that their were pictures of Jessica Alba on vacation on the beach in Mexico, I have to admit I got an excited feeling in my pants. Like I used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Sadly, these have to be some of the absolute worst Jessica Alba swimsuit pictures of all time. I bet if they made a bathing suit with a turtle neck she’d be wearing it.

Christina Aguilera Is Washed Up

Here’s Christina Aguilera ringing in the New Year at Tao nightclub. We haven’t seen much Xtina, ever since she had kids, but this new look of hers isn’t working for me. Her funbags look deflated and the rest of her body looks like it belong to a 35 year old crack whore. I don’t even want to ask how much?