I know this Valentine’s Day garbage is going to be absolutely terrible, make a shitload of money, and somehow make women everywhere wish their boyfriends or husbands were more like some douche character in the movie. Well guess what, we all wish that you were more like Jessica Alba, not because we think she’s romantic or a good person, simply because she’s hot as f@#k and would like to do it to her in the shower when you’re not looking. Deal with it.
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