Lindsay Lohan’s Lips Blow

I’ve become obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s new lips. It boggles mind that she would inject fat into them, when the rest of her body needs it more. Regardless of how unhealthy Lindsay looks, I still think her and her new lips to be sexy in a sick-o kinda way. Just imagine the friction those things could provide… Unfortunately, that’s all we can do is think since she still a fake lesbo… Good enough.

Megan Fox Is A Naughty Cheerleader

I thought I was just drunk last night when I saw that shooting star with the giant dog from the ‘Never Ending Story’ chasing it but now I know that it had to be real because my wish came true this morning. I’m sure I can’t be the only one who wished for pictures of Megan Fox dressed as a hot little cheerleader but I’m going to claim responsibility for this one. The picture of her heating up her tongue with a lighter isn’t bad either, nothing like a warm hummer to start off the day.

mena suvari: the new paris hilton

Here’s Mena Suvari showing off her strong legs while hosting a vodka party called ‘Absolut Saturday’ at AZURE over the weekend. It’s kind of sad that she went from young movie star with loads of potential to doing Paris Hilton type shit like this. Alright so maybe it’s not that sad, at least it’s a job, and the wind almost blew her dress up so it’s a win win situation. I know she’s in a bikini under there, might as well drop out of that thing and show us that phat ass. That’s right, p-h-a-t.

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jennifer aniston gives us a view

Here’s Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie ‘The Bounty’ getting arrested by that Cro-Magnon actor who’s name I can’t remember. Seriously, I bet he lives in a nice cave in the Hollywood hills with nice fur rugs and the latest in cave paintings. I’m sure the movie is going to be just as awful as all her other films but at least we’re getting a nice view down her top at some decent cleavage. Besides, Jennifer Aniston in handcuffs has been on top of my fantasy list for over a decade.

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ashlee Simpson’s Got Cleavage

Here’s Ashlee Simpson at ‘the Melrose Place’ launch party the other night. She’s no Jessica but I have to say that her tits are looking pretty damn good, her sister must be rubbing off on her. Jesus there’s a sweet visual burned into my mind. I’m sure there’s a Saudi prince out there who would pay a shitload of money to see that. At least Ashlee would be working.

katy Perry’s Breasts Are About To Spill

These are some pictures of Kate Perry at the ‘V Festival 2009′ at Weston Park the other day. I don’t know what this festival is but if I had to guess I would say that V stands for vagina. Whatever it is her sweet hipster tits look like they’re about to fall out of her stupid outfit. She must have gotten a little too excited because her pink thing is starting to show. Get it? Not many people can appreciate a good dog boner joke.

Heidi Montag To “Perform’ At The Miss Universe Beauty Pageant

Donald Trump must be absolutely desperate because he’s hired Heidi Montag, of all people, to “perform’ at the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant this weekend. I guess if you like retards lip-singing then tune in. I’m disappointed in the Donald, if you’re going to hire Heidi for a performance you should make sure that it’s a small affair, maybe half a dozen friends of yours in a classy motel room with water pistols filled with baby oil not all over network television. You would think he’s learned his lesson by now.

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Some Sweet Boney Ass

If you like skinny pretend lesbian white chicks with a shitload of freckles, you’re going to love these pictures of Lindsay Lohan doing a little shopping. I like skinny girls, I think they’re hot in a hungry kind of way, so these profile pictures of Lindsay’s boney ass are working wonders for my ED. If those freckles could somehow join forces she’d have herself a sweet tan without having to use her silly self tanning cream. But until then I’d be glad to spend some time with her playing connect the dots.

Lindsay Lohan’s Short Shorts Disappoint

I’m normally a huge fan of short shorts, especially when they’re worn by a skinny hottie like Lindsay Lohan, but I’m just not feeling these. I was walking home earlier tonight and a cracked out homeless chick filled out her disgusting stained short shorts better than Lindsay. Not to mention that a little action would only cost me about thirteen dollars. I guess I shouldn’t complain, she could be wearing a USSR womens softball team uniform like a good pretend lesbian would. At least her sandals are hot.

Amber Rose Topless Bikini Pictures

I’ve never been one of those guys who enjoys a woman without any hair, at least when it comes to her head, call me old fashioned but having a full head of hair is important to me. It’s right up there with being double jointed and having a twin sister. That being said, I would bang the living daylights out of this bald b#@tch. Jesus! Here’s Kanye West’s girlfriend Amber Rose topless in a great little bikini hanging out at the beach. If you’ve got a body like this, you could shave your head and have horns surgically implanted and I’d still hit it. Keep up the good work.

britney spears bikini picture

well we've got more bikini picture of britney spears but this time in a purple bikini and showing more ass.

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I’m not a religious man but I would just like to thank Jesus for doing all his chores on time and being a good boy so that his dad would create such a gorgeous creature for all to admire. No I’m not talking about unicorns, even though I’m convinced they exist, I’m talking about the wonderful Blake Lively. Here she is chatting on her phone while her perfect breasts tease us by nearly falling out of her dress. Where are all the crazy European sharkers when you need one? Sharking! Look it up.

Britney Spears 'crazy boobies

There’s nothing very exciting about Britney Spears doing a little shopping but when she decides to off some tit while doing it I figured it’s my duty to share the pictures with you perverts. A little sideboob makes everybody’s day a little brighter, I always say. I’m a little frightened that her crazy eyes have made their way back into our lives but my grandfather always told me there’s nothing hotter than a crazy chick who shows her tits. He was a wise man.

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Does megan fox provide full service?

Here’s Megan Fox on her way to a meeting at some hotel the other evening looking like a very expensive lady of the night. Not that I’ve ever seen one, at least not an expensive one, but this is what I hope one would look like if I could ever get enough cash together. I would have preferred to have pictures of Megan Foc leaving the hotel the next morning but sadly something tells me it wasn’t that kind of a meeting. Maybe next time.

Kellie Pickler Bikini Hotness

I’m still not sure what the point of Twitter is but right now I’m glad it exists. Here are a couple of pics that Kellie Pickler took of herself in a bikini on the beach from her Twitter page. I love her and her fake boobs, I’m glad I’ve been stalking her on the internet for years. She can sing country music to my balls anyday.

Scarlett Johansson Disappoints

Just when you thought Scarlett Johansson was turning a new leaf and accepting her hotness once again, she went back to her old ways. Here she is at the The Make Up Photocall in an old granny outfit.. girl needs a makeover, a tan, new hair color and for Christ sakes show your tits! I’m so frustrated that I need to take a moment and regain my composure.