Heidi Montag To “Perform’ At The Miss Universe Beauty Pageant


Donald Trump must be absolutely desperate because he’s hired Heidi Montag, of all people, to “perform’ at the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant this weekend. I guess if you like retards lip-singing then tune in. I’m disappointed in the Donald, if you’re going to hire Heidi for a performance you should make sure that it’s a small affair, maybe half a dozen friends of yours in a classy motel room with water pistols filled with baby oil not all over network television. You would think he’s learned his lesson by now.

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