Taylor Swift Wears Short Shorts

Here’s Taylor Swift showing off her long legs and getting frisky on the set of ‘Velentines’ Day’. I don’t know why, but I feel a little guilty looking at her in a sexual way. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s only 19 and barely legal… In any case, girl has legs that give Stacy Keibler’s a run for her money, although it would be easier to judge if she had booty shorts on and was in high heels.

Kristin Cavallari’s Nipples Are A Start

It looks like Kristin Cavallari is taking my advice. The other day, I mentioned that she should learn a trade or hit the beach, or something, she hasn’t done either of those things but she’s showing off some hard nipples so its a start. Besides, who wants to see her doing a little woodwork? The only wood I’d like her to be working on is well…. You know the drill.

Jennifer Aniston Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

Well, it’s not the exact same angle as Jessica Alba’s famous ass shot, but it works for me nonetheless. Anyway, once again here’s Jennifer Aniston in a bikini at some hotel in Florida getting back at Brad Pitt for dumping her sweet ass for a bony one. Aren’t you glad she’s not over it? Me too.

Jessica Simpson Topless And Wet In Esquire Magazine

Here’s Jessica Simpson in the latest Esquire Magazine recreating the vintage Virna Lisi cover. Now even though I find a women shaving as sexy as, well, a man shaving, seeing Jessica Simpson all wet and nipply in the other pictures is one of the greatest things I’ve ever laid eyes on. Enjoy.

christina aguilera's Breasts are HUGE!

Here’s Christina Aguilera out and about showing off her milky silicone solution. That baby of hers must be getting quite the healthy diet. Judging by the looks of it, I’m guessing it’s about feeding time because if those things get any bigger, I’m afraid I’m going to pop.

megan fox dating peter north?

I think this a still from Megan Fox’s new film “How To Lose Friends and Alienate People“ but I’m not too sure about that. Looks more like she had an encounter with Peter North and his homemade love pudding.

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures

Here’s George Clooney’s Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. She’s a bit of a butterface, but the rest of her I wouldn’t mind lathering up with butter… Girl got a tight body!

Eliza Dushku Bikini Pictures In FHM Magazine

I’m not a big fan Of Eliza Dushku, her face kind of reminds me of a basset hound’s… But these pictures of her in FHM Magazine have awakened the dog within me. I wouldn’t mind getting a chance to hump her leg!

Megan Fox Super Sexy

Well, here’s what you’ve all been waiting for (or at least I’ve been waiting for…) the complete Megan Fox GQ Magazine photoshoot. And yes, as usual it’s damn hot. If the thought of Megan Fox ripping her shirt off, revealing a swimsuit underneath or her teasing you with her tongue gets your pants tight then you’re going to busy for a while.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 23rd birthday she does it in style, she squeezes her skinny freckled body into a nice bikini and heads to Vegas for the weekend. It looks like she’s starting to lose some weight on her lady love handles, I’m not pleased, when I say love handles obviously I mean tits. When I’m making the love I need something I can get a firm hold on, I also wear golf shoes for better traction. It’s not weird.