Gemma Atkinson Lingerie Pictures

Here’s Gemma Atkinson in some lingerie thing for the latest issue of Zoo Magazine. I don’t know about you, but this reminds me of shit I saw in the early 90s?! What’s with the Jennifer Aniston “Friends” hairdo and the Sears-catalogue-looking lingerie?! If Gemma keeps this up, she’s on the way out…

Torrie Wilson Isn’t A Celebrity But Let’s Keep Her Here

Here are promo shots of Torrie Wilson for the show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here.” Now I know what you’re thinking… Who the hell is Torrie Wilson? And how is she a celebrity?! Well that doesn’t matter because she’s a hot piece of ass and that’s all we really need to know. I’ll be watching and hopefully I’ll get enough content to make her the next big thing. Well after my big thing that is.

Jessica Simpson Works Her Belly In Daisy Dukes

After all the talk about Jessica Simpson putting on all kinds of weight, she isn’t exactly doing her best to win us back. Here she is at some BBQ in Texas in a pair of fat girl ‘Daisy Duke’s’. If you’re a hot celebrity who’s put on a few pounds and now trying to get back to your fighting weight, you might want to have your manager stop booking you gig’s at f@#king BBQ’s. I’m sure there are health spa’s or farmer’s market’s that would be willing to have Jessica come by and shake her belly for an hour or two. I know I would.

Coco: The Magazine

If there’s such a thing as a woman who’s too busty or has too much of an ass, I haven’t met her yet. Here’s Ice T’s wife or ho or both CoCo flashing her birthday gifts on the cover of wait, her own magazine? Let me get this straight, there’s a magazine called CoCo about CoCo featuring CoCo and published by CoCo? I’m confused. Whatever it is, I’m just happy to have all these classy pictures of this natural beauty to share with you fine folks.http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif

Leighton Meester: Bikini Bum

If you're anything like me, you probably find Gossip Girl to be insuffferably annoying (yet you still watch anyways), and one of the leading causes of that annoyance, besides the bad writing, and repetitive plots, is Leighton Meester's character of Blair (yes, I know the cahracter's names). I really don't know why I still watch that show, and then along come these Leighton Meester bikini pictures, and I am once again reminded. Because she's hot. And because I generally have nothing to do on a Monday night.

Natalie Portman Nipple Slip!!! Sort Of!!!

What we have here isn't exactly what you'd call a full Natalie Portman nipple slip, but you can see a bit of nipple, and frankly, that's more than good enough for me. After all, we are talking about Natalie Portman here. Natalie decided to be a little daring with her dress at the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday night in Washington, and well, her gamble paid off... For us. You're welcome.

This Is Hot

Since I pretty much have given up on any hope that Stacy Keibler will strut her long legs in booty shorts again, I have no choice but to replace her with former WWE Diva competitor Torrie Wilson. I believe in “real life” Stacy and Torrie are good friends and both are no longer in the WWE. So they’re pretty much jobless, except I have a job for Torrie if she wants! Call me.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Launches Boobs

If you love busty British nobody’s as much as I do, you’re probably going to appreciate these pictures of Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and her big fake tits at her book launch party. That’s right, she wrote a book. I’m just guessing but I think there are probably a lot of pictures in this thing. It doesn’t really matter what she’s doing, she’s stuffed her big fake boobs into a tight dress that can barely contain them… Good enough for me.

Kristin Cavallari Makes Leggings Hot

Here’s ‘The Hills’ nobody Kristin Cavallari on her way to the gym showing Hilary Duff how you’re supposed to wear a pair of leggings. They’re supposed to make you look hot not chunky. I haven’t been to the gym in years, I’m on a strict masturbation workout regime, but I may have to start if there are chicks like Kristin doing pilates and stretching out their lady junk. Do gyms have baby oil or should I bring my own?

Emmy Rossum Does Vegas Magazine

Emmy Rossum is pretty gorgeous if you ask me, here she is on the cover of Vegas magazine in her one piece outfit and rubber knee high boots looking like the girl of my dreams. Jesus! Those bedroom eyes are taunting me. She looks like she’s from the future, if this is what women from the future look like, I may have to have my genitals cryogenically frozen.

Hilary Duff In Sexy Little Panties

Yesterday, I was ragging on Hilary Duff for gaining some weight, but that’s only because I care. I want her to look her best, like in this photo from her latest film “What Goes Up”, which will be released later this month. With a panty shot like this, I think we all know what’s really going up.

Carmen Electra Does Her Stripper Thing

Here’s Carmen Electra performing with The Chelsea Girls at The Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood the other night. I don’t know what the Chelsea Girls are but judging from these pictures they seem to some sort of rogue gang of strippers who do pretty much anything but take their clothes off. Carmen should just bite the bullet and become a stripper, I’m sure there are several groups of asian business men willing to throw money at her in their hotel room like it was the late 80’s.

Gets Nippy In Her Bikini Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa bikini pictures floating around the internet machine in the last few days but these are by far the best ones yet. Here she is showing off her incredibly tight mom body in the cold waters of Miami the other day. I don’t know how she does it, if I wanted abs like that I’d have to hire someone to workout for me and then have them surgically implanted under my skin. Worth every penny.