Pixie Lott Needs To Get Back To Being Cute

This Pixie Lott chick needs to stop all the partying because she’s beginning to look a little worn out. She looks good in her little leather skirt, but she’s not the cute girl she once was and she’s only like eighteen years old. She’s supposed to wait until she’s at least thirty before she starts looking haggard and, between puff of her smokes, asking young dudes in a raspy voice if they like to party.

Christina Ricci Gets Banged Again

Well it’s about time Christina Ricci got some bangs to cover that five head. I’m not sure if that is a wig or not, but it’s better than before. Anyway, other than that there’s not much going on in these pictures besides the booty profile in those skinny jeans. Sorry, I’m grasping at straws here…

Anna Kournikova Is A Hot Mess

Here’s Anna Kournikova looking like a hot mess while out grocery shopping. Is she still dating that Spanish douche who covers his receding hairline with a hat all the time? I think she is because this is the type of clothing a girl in love wears. Fortunately, with years of experience I can undress her with my imagination. Try it, there’s an amazing body underneath all those layers…

Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Profile

I’ve always liked Lindsay Lohan, even when she was pretending to be a lesbian I thought she would make a hot f@#king third baseman, so I like these pictures of her trying on a little short skirt the other day. It’s impressive how such a skinny chick can have such nice meaty chesticles and a sweet booty profile. I’m proud of her.

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Here’s Britney Spears in a bikini while vacationing in Mexico. Besides the hair and being crazy and all, her body looks pretty damn good. I guess extensive touring has done her well. Now if only I can get my girlfriend a record contract and booming sales, maybe I can get her on Britney’s fitness program. Unfortunately, she has no talent. I’m going to pay for that aren’t I?

Ashley Greene Bikini Photoshoot

I don’t know if these pictures of Ashley Greene in her bikini are old or new, but they’re pretty damn hot so who really gives a shit. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen the ‘Twilight’ star in her bikini, but these are much sexier. It would have been nicer if her white tops had been see through, but you can’t win them all. Besides, I think I see a nipple in the black and white shot. You’re welcome.

Kate Hudson Is Winter Hot

Here’s Kate Hudson and her mom out for a walk in Aspen the other day. Parts of her look pretty good, while others are covered in a silly fur coat. I thought celebrities had decided that fur was bad. I don’t give a sh%t either way, I’m just upset that she’s covering up her winter chesticles. That jacket could be made out of recycled Mediterranean women’s mustache hair for all I care, I’d still be pissed I can’t see her boobs.