Tera Patrick: Porn Giant

Here’s porn star Tera Patrick hosting ‘Lingeriegasm’ at TAO nightclub the other night. Is it just me or is she a giant? I’m use to seeing her bent over a motorcycle or underneath some sweaty dude so I didn’t realize how tall she was. I haven’t been keeping up with all my favorite porn stars, my girlfriend found my external hard drive marked ‘very complicated tax stuff you wouldn’t understand’, so I don’t know who the little sweet tart is next to Tera but I like her. I’ll put her in my pocket and save her for later.

Bar Refaeli’s Sexy GQ Magazine Pictures

I think this is my second or third post on Bar Rafaeli this week, can you blame me, she’s a supermodel for f@#ks sake. Anyhow, here she is in her best sexy farm girl outfit for Italian GQ Magazine. Is she still going out with Leonardo DiDouchio? That’s upsetting. A few of these pictures come dangerously close to exposing some supermodel lady junk. The best kind of lady junk.

Heather Graham’s Breasts Don’t Hangover

Believe it or not, Heather Graham has a role in a new movie. Here she is at the premiere of “The Hangover” looking like the Heather Graham of old in a sexy red dress. And what I mean by the Heather Graham of old, is that her tits don’t look like they’ve aged one bit. Sure, they’re pushed up to the max, but sometimes a little help works wonders… on me of course.

Megan Fox’s Super Sexy GQ Magazine Pictures

Well, here’s what you’ve all been waiting for (or at least I’ve been waiting for…) the complete Megan Fox GQ Magazine photoshoot. And yes, as usual it’s damn hot. If the thought of Megan Fox ripping her shirt off, revealing a swimsuit underneath or her teasing you with her tongue gets your pants tight then you’re going to busy for a while. Please proceed with caution.

Gemma Atkinson Lingerie Pictures

Here’s Gemma Atkinson in some lingerie thing for the latest issue of Zoo Magazine. I don’t know about you, but this reminds me of shit I saw in the early 90s?! What’s with the Jennifer Aniston “Friends” hairdo and the Sears-catalogue-looking lingerie?! If Gemma keeps this up, she’s on the way out…

Torrie Wilson Isn’t A Celebrity But Let’s Keep Her Here

Here are promo shots of Torrie Wilson for the show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here.” Now I know what you’re thinking… Who the hell is Torrie Wilson? And how is she a celebrity?! Well that doesn’t matter because she’s a hot piece of ass and that’s all we really need to know. I’ll be watching and hopefully I’ll get enough content to make her the next big thing. Well after my big thing that is.

Jessica Simpson Works Her Belly In Daisy Dukes

After all the talk about Jessica Simpson putting on all kinds of weight, she isn’t exactly doing her best to win us back. Here she is at some BBQ in Texas in a pair of fat girl ‘Daisy Duke’s’. If you’re a hot celebrity who’s put on a few pounds and now trying to get back to your fighting weight, you might want to have your manager stop booking you gig’s at f@#king BBQ’s. I’m sure there are health spa’s or farmer’s market’s that would be willing to have Jessica come by and shake her belly for an hour or two. I know I would.