Rihanna Bikini Pictures

This time of year is great for us celebrity bloggers, all the hot celebrity chicks go on vacation and hang out in their bikinis. Here are some more shots of Rihanna hanging out on some rich dudes yacht showing off her hot body. I’d like to dip my marshmallow in that hot chocolate. Wait, marshmallows are short, chubby and soft… Forget I said that last part.

Gwen Stefani Bikini Pictures

This is a first: Gwen Stefani in a bikini. Here she is vacationing with her family in St. Barths. You think she likes the color red? If it’s not painted on her lips it’s a bikini. Not that I’m complaining…. She looks hot. I just prefer to see more pink.

Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Here’s Rihanna hanging out in her bikini in a Mexican hot-tub with her new boyfriend who, if you ask me, looks a lot like the old boyfriend. I think that makes me sound racist. Anyhow, the picture quality is so bad that if it wasn’t for the trademark rats nest hairdo we’d hardly even know this was Rihanna. I always though ‘Mexican Hot-tub’ was a euphemism for having sex with several midgets at once.

The Oddest Couple Ever?!

It looks like boxing heavyweight champ Wladimir Klitschko has a thing for little people because here he is poolside in Miami with Hayden Panetierre. This the oddest couple ever! What is he 6’7 and she’s 5’ nothing? Please tell me they’re just friends because the thought of Hayden performing standing oral on someone other than me, is just too freaky of a fetish to visualize.

Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Pictures

If you ask me, there’s not much in this mixed up world more enjoyable than to watch a hot chick try on swimsuits in a sexy pair of heels. Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her delicious chesticles doing just that. I have to say that I’m impressed, if I were there I’d pay for the damn thing myself. After a came to of course, because chances are all my blood would have quickly rushed from my head causing m

The Most Disappointing Jessica Alba Beach Photos Ever!

When I discovered that their were pictures of Jessica Alba on vacation on the beach in Mexico, I have to admit I got an excited feeling in my pants. Like I used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Sadly, these have to be some of the absolute worst Jessica Alba swimsuit pictures of all time. I bet if they made a bathing suit with a turtle neck she’d be wearing it.

Christina Aguilera Is Washed Up

Here’s Christina Aguilera ringing in the New Year at Tao nightclub. We haven’t seen much Xtina, ever since she had kids, but this new look of hers isn’t working for me. Her funbags look deflated and the rest of her body looks like it belong to a 35 year old crack whore. I don’t even want to ask how much?