This Is Hot

Since I pretty much have given up on any hope that Stacy Keibler will strut her long legs in booty shorts again, I have no choice but to replace her with former WWE Diva competitor Torrie Wilson. I believe in “real life” Stacy and Torrie are good friends and both are no longer in the WWE. So they’re pretty much jobless, except I have a job for Torrie if she wants! Call me.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Launches Boobs

If you love busty British nobody’s as much as I do, you’re probably going to appreciate these pictures of Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and her big fake tits at her book launch party. That’s right, she wrote a book. I’m just guessing but I think there are probably a lot of pictures in this thing. It doesn’t really matter what she’s doing, she’s stuffed her big fake boobs into a tight dress that can barely contain them… Good enough for me.

Kristin Cavallari Makes Leggings Hot

Here’s ‘The Hills’ nobody Kristin Cavallari on her way to the gym showing Hilary Duff how you’re supposed to wear a pair of leggings. They’re supposed to make you look hot not chunky. I haven’t been to the gym in years, I’m on a strict masturbation workout regime, but I may have to start if there are chicks like Kristin doing pilates and stretching out their lady junk. Do gyms have baby oil or should I bring my own?

Emmy Rossum Does Vegas Magazine

Emmy Rossum is pretty gorgeous if you ask me, here she is on the cover of Vegas magazine in her one piece outfit and rubber knee high boots looking like the girl of my dreams. Jesus! Those bedroom eyes are taunting me. She looks like she’s from the future, if this is what women from the future look like, I may have to have my genitals cryogenically frozen.

Hilary Duff In Sexy Little Panties

Yesterday, I was ragging on Hilary Duff for gaining some weight, but that’s only because I care. I want her to look her best, like in this photo from her latest film “What Goes Up”, which will be released later this month. With a panty shot like this, I think we all know what’s really going up.

Carmen Electra Does Her Stripper Thing

Here’s Carmen Electra performing with The Chelsea Girls at The Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood the other night. I don’t know what the Chelsea Girls are but judging from these pictures they seem to some sort of rogue gang of strippers who do pretty much anything but take their clothes off. Carmen should just bite the bullet and become a stripper, I’m sure there are several groups of asian business men willing to throw money at her in their hotel room like it was the late 80’s.

Gets Nippy In Her Bikini Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa bikini pictures floating around the internet machine in the last few days but these are by far the best ones yet. Here she is showing off her incredibly tight mom body in the cold waters of Miami the other day. I don’t know how she does it, if I wanted abs like that I’d have to hire someone to workout for me and then have them surgically implanted under my skin. Worth every penny.