Amy Smart Topless With Her Nipples Covered

Here’s Amy Smart on set of her movie Crank 2. I’m not quite sure why they’re covering up her nipples with tape since we’ve seen her topless many times before but it’s kind of hot. Hopefully that’s how she’ll be for most of the movie but right at the end she’ll remove the tape and fireworks will go off in the background with THE END written across the screen.

Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over

I never saw Date Movie and I hardly even remember it being released in 2006, but Sophie Monk is in it. Here she is spoofing Paris Hilton and doing many other things sure to move your extremities. So what if I’m 2 years late posting this? It will still be the biggest news of the day, I promise you.

Ama Tuna Moment - Bikini Carwash Booty Shake

Here are some more skanks at a bikini carwash. You guys keep on sending them in so I figure the least I can do is keep on posting them. These girls look a little beaten down and flat, but “Blondie” wiggles her skinny ass like a cheap whore which makes up for the other’s short comings Enjoy!

Audrina Patridge Bikini Picture

So it looks like Audrina Patridge took my advice about spending all your time in a bikini when you have fake tits, because here she is in one at the DKNY Jeans Beach House. And all I have to say is WOW! She’s got one sweet ass tight body! Enjoy.

Ali Landry

There’s not much to say about Ali Landry other than she’s absolutely gorgeous. She’s one of those rare beauties that I can’t look at in a sexual way because I wouldn’t want to taint her or muck her up in any way. Yes, I’m a gentleman and as a gentleman I only treat sluts like sluts. Anyway, here Ali is at “The Secret Life of Bees” premiere. Enjoy.

Mel B Is A Semi-Peeler Too

Earlier today I had ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Kelly Monaco performing her lame ass G rated striptease at “The Peep Show” strip revue and now it’s ‘Spice Girl’ Melanie Brown’s turn. This is a little better, at least she looks more like a stripper. Maybe it’s just me but I prefer my peep show’s the old fashioned way, with some asshole attendant banging on the door yelling at me to keep putting dollar bills in the machine. Sensual.

Sexy Abigail Clancy

It’s been a while since I’ve seen British babe Abigail Clancy and her sweet little body, here she is at some charity event fashion show for Claire House Hospice held at St. Georges Hall as part of Liverpool’s Fashion Week I think. When did Liverpool get a fashion week, that’s retarded?

Here’s probably the hottest British mode,l Abigail Clancy showing some leg at the 2009 Brit Awards. I’m surprised she hasn’t made her way over the pond yet to take a stab at the American market. We’re in a major recession here, we need all the hotties we can get to help take our minds off being a bunch of broke ass bitches.