Famke Janssen Is A First

I think this could be my first post ever on Famke Janssen, which shouldn’t come as much of a surprise considering she’s a little older than most of the chicks featured on the site. However, I’m kinda in the mood for some cougar pictures so her we go…. I’ve got nothing. She’s not showing any skin, her nipples aren’t standing to attention and the whole thing is kinda boring. She’s just a nice looking lady out for an afternoon stroll. Hot right?

Ashley Greene’s Got Cleavage

The new Twilight garbage has just come out and I’m already sick of all the annoying pale stars, except for Ashley Greene that is. Here she is at some Maxim party celebrating the December issue with her on the cover. The cover picture is pretty hot, but sadly these shots are kind of lame. I guess her boobs look alright, it’s a start.

Natalie Portman Cleans Up Well

I don’t do many posts on Natalie Portman because she’s pretty damn boring and usually dresses like a bum. However, sometimes she can surprise us, like here at the ‘Brothers’ New York Premiere. Hopefully she will continue looking this good on a regular basis, but I doubt it. So enjoy it while you can, because chances are we won’t be seeing her here for another year.

Rihanna Gives Us A View

Here’s Rihanna out the other day in a nice low cut top signing copies of…. Something or rather, it’s clearly not important, what’s important is that we’re getting a good look at her golden delicious candy apples. I’m not exactly sure if candy apples is a good euphemism for boobs, but I’m keeping it. Besides, when there are pictures of boobies on the site nobody reads this garbage anyway. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Tease

I have some good news: Jessica Simpson is finally revealing some cleavage again! Is this a sign of more good things to come from her? Let’s hope so because I was losing all hope in my favorite breasts in Hollywood. Anyway, she could still lose a couple of layers but I’m not complaining. There is enough of Jessica’s chesticles exposed here to satisfy me for a few hours.

Fergie Flashes The Goods For Victoria’s Secret

I have to say that I’m pretty impressed that Fergie had the balls, neatly tucked into her undies I’m sure, to get up on stage in a little outfit and perform during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, knowing that some of the hottest women in the world are going to be walking around her in their tiny lingerie. As a woman it’s got to be pretty damn intimidating, how can you compete? Especially for someone like Fergie who let.s just say is in the autumn of her good looks.

Ashley Greene Is Red Hot

I’m sure a lot of you teenagers, and some thirty-something housewives, are well aware that last night was the latest Twilight premiere and are all worked up hoping to see some shots of your favorite bi-curious man vampires. It’s not going to happen. I do however have some pictures of Ashley Greene looking red hot. I’m not into vampires, but I would like to suck her……. Actually I guess that has nothing to do with vampires.

Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Stripper Heels

Here’s Christina Aguilera looking pretty good strutting her stuff on the set of what I can only assume is some sort of shitty music video. I’m reluctant to say she’s hot because I see strippers who look like this every night and believe me I would not categorize them as hot. But because it’s Xtina I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt just like I hope the strippers do for me when I reassure them that it really is penis and not just a massive clitoris. Strippers can be cruel when you don’t tip them appropriately.

Jayde Nicole’s Is Freaking Me Out

Here’s Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole hosting some event the other night in her sweet 1980’s hooker outfit. For a young broad she sure looks like she’s had some work done on that face. Botox? Eye-lift? Something. Whatever it is it’s freaking me out, she’s beginning to look like a fifty year old woman trying to recapture her youth after her husband left her for a younger model. That being said, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers… Especially because crackers is a prostitute I know. Ha!

Megan Fox Is A Sexy Nerd

Here’s Megan Fox dressed as some sort of sexy emo nerd getting herself a coffee the other day. Someone needs to tell her that Halloween is over and she can get back to dressing like the hot piece of tail that she is. Although seeing her like this makes me feel like I’ve actually got a chance to “Get With Her” as the kids say. Who am I kidding? If Brian Austin Douche can bang her so can pretty much anyone with a steady paycheck. Good luck everyone.

Mariah Carey Is Busting Out Of Her Dress

appeared on Letterman the other night and once again she stuffed her fat boobies into a skin tight dress. I know many of you guys love Mariah with all this extra junk, and to be honest when we get pictures of mostly her upper half, I do too. She looks very comfortable. I want to use her as a pillow and a cup holder.

Audrina Patridge Works It

I’m guessing these are pictures of Hollywood nobody Audrina Patridge on her way to the gym because she’s not exactly looking like someone who’s just had a vigorous workout. Although, she’s a pseudo celebrity so I doubt any of her workouts are very vigorous, it probably involves some ass clenches and some Stuart Smalley self affirmation. “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!”. People do like her fake boobs so close enough.

Kristin Cavallari Is Wet

Here’s Kristin Cavallari leaving the salon while her hair is still wet. Obviously I only posted these pictures because I had what I thought was a clever tittle, but in fact it only turned out to be a lame joke about lady boners. Ugh, this is a new low, all those years at celebrity blogger university are completely going to waste.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Still Trying To Prove She Is Not Fat

I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt will do just about anything to win back her male fans and be considered a sex symbol again. Here she is in a stripping scene for the Ghost Whisperer. I don’t watch the show, but I bet Jen strategically requested that they add that in. Anyway, I’ve been to many strip clubs and once you get the girls out of the black light, it’s a whole different story. Trust me! So Jen can try all she wants to win my heart back, but I’m not fooled. Until she takes it all off and proves me otherwise, she’ll always be a fattie in my books.

kristin Cavallari’s Lace Top Reveals Too Much

was spotted making the rounds at the Breeder’s Cup Winners Circle event at the ESPN Zone last night in a top that can only be described as revealing. Not revealing like ‘I was breast fed until I was twelve’ revealing, more like ‘I can see your boobies’ revealing. Which is much better if you ask me, although the first one may explain my obsession with boobs. I think we’ve had a breakthrough, that’s all the time we’ve for this week.

lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Need More Exposure

I got these pictures of Lindsay Lohan on her way to, you guessed it, some party but I’m not all that impressed with them. She looks alright, other than the retarded vest she’s wearing, but I’m not seeing enough skin. Winter sucks! Hopefully the global warming Al Gore has been promoting will kick in soon so we can get these hotties in some skimpier outfits. Although, any shirt that frames the boob as nicely as this one is alright by me. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Is So Fat She Can Barely Walk

Mariah was on Leno last night and she almost fell flat on her fat ass. I guess she’s not used to supporting all that extra weight, especially the upper front load… so I can understand the equilibrium problem. Anyway, I’m not complaining, but I think that dress she is wearing is a few sizes too small and it can barely contain all that junk. It’s time for her to go shopping!